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Speaking of Hell - Dante's inferno and stuff like that
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 Posted: 21 Jul 2006 05:24 am

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http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

This is a very interesting amusing test!  Take the test, report your results here and the most wicked person gets a $30 TOPRANK voucher to redeem on TradeMe or Zillion.

To start the ball rolling here are my results - however I am exempt from the competition!

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

 

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 Posted: 21 Jul 2006 06:37 am

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*shakes hands with TR*

 

..nice to recognise someone, on my arrival here in the second level of Hell also ;)

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


Oh yes, the score that caused me to join you:



Level                                Who are sent there?             Score

Purgatory                    Repenting Believers               High

Level 1 -Limbo             Virtuous Non-Believers           Very Low

Level 2                       Lustful                                Very High

Level 3                       Gluttonous                           High

Level 4                       Prodigal and Avaricious           Low

Level 5                       Wrathful and Gloomy              Moderate

Level 6 -                    Heretics                               Very Low

Level 7                       Violent                                 Moderate

Level 8-      Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers               High 

 
Level 9 -                    Treacherous                           Low



 



Last edited on 21 Jul 2006 06:43 am by giraffeinfall

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 Posted: 24 Jul 2006 10:29 pm

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Well I'm disappointed to see no one else venturing to join us on here!!  :?:?:P

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 Posted: 24 Jul 2006 11:12 pm

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

I had to lie a bit to get this low (or high) depending on your viewpoint, but that must be good for a couple of extra marks too don't you think!

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 Posted: 24 Jul 2006 11:45 pm

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TopRank wrote: Well I'm disappointed to see no one else venturing to join us on here!!  :?:?:P

Oh God.

Okay, I will do it tonight.:(

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 Posted: 25 Jul 2006 05:35 am

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David Harcourt wrote: TopRank wrote: Well I'm disappointed to see no one else venturing to join us on here!!  :?:?:P

Oh God.

Okay, I will do it tonight.:(

Good! I expect you'll be on the 9th level!! ;)

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 Posted: 25 Jul 2006 06:31 am

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Oh goody, I get Purgatory:

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!





Level
Who are sent there?
Score

Purgatory
Repenting Believers
High

Level 1 - Limbo
Virtuous Non-Believers
Low

Level 2
Lustful
Low

Level 3
Gluttonous
High

Level 4
Prodigal and Avaricious
High

Level 5
Wrathful and Gloomy
Moderate

Level 6 - The City of Dis
Heretics
Very Low

Level 7
Violent
Low

Level 8- the Malebolge
Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers
Moderate

Level 9 - Cocytus
Treacherous
Low

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 Posted: 25 Jul 2006 07:21 am

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My fate was determined solely by three or four questions which established the fact that I am agnostic.  It seems that all agnostics are bound for Hell.  Why am I not surprised?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

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 Posted: 25 Jul 2006 08:09 am

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David Harcourt wrote:  blood,  limbs of women and hair
 

How apt that is, given the tag line of the movie that I read elsewhere you are soon about to watch courtesy of TR  

...that it seems I've seen and you havent! ( making only two movies in the history of the known world that I'm aware of that that can be said of, but I digress....)

 

Regarding your score you will at least be able to take some - well, no, not take comfort, exactly, in your eternally flaming sepulchre, but will be able to give your self a few Brownie points ( oh dear, the colour...) at least on the basis that you scored high in Virtuous Non-Believers...

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 Posted: 25 Jul 2006 08:16 am

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BTW TR... shaking hands with you on level 2 has reminded me of an incident starring my late motherinlaw, a Hard Case if ever there was one and also a lapsed Catholic.

The priest paid her home a pastoral visit, and as priests are wont to do commented on her prolonged absence from Mass.   

Having  established that these truancies had been entirely voluntary, he commented sadly

"You will go to Hell"

to which she fired back with absolute sincerity

 

"I'll be so busy shaking hands with priests that it won't worry me"

 

.. after which he departed in haste, and did not darken her door again.  

 

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 Posted: 25 Jul 2006 09:01 am

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giraffeinfall wrote: ( making only two movies in the history of the known world that I'm aware of that that can be said of, but I digress....)

 


o no! *brainstorm* ,make that three....

 

[Even so, they hardly add up to a Festival...]

 

 


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